fun

A while ago, I learned about a case quite curious. Someone offended a foolish little devil, or a devil playing the fool; something small, irrelevant and mosquitolike, the offender a nyaff and nudnik, a gunnif, really. The offender a public person, as it turned out. A politician, if mind serves me well. The story continued to give background to what had been read in newspapers so often; how, determined, files were obtained to prove corruption and bribery. The files were forwarded to authorities, arrests were made. End story.

Reading this, I am not in principle opposed to those acts; to gain favor can be considered parts of human nature. Confusion just arises as to the what and how. And here I intend to be a little helpful. Now, while I am not currently looking for submarines or have critical infrastructure to sell to foreign dignitaries, there have nevertheless been attempts to bribe me for the little I have to offer. For the readers perusal, I will rate some of the bribery attempts that came in material form; though in reality, I am mostly a sucker for what your mind has to offer.

And currently, I am hiring. My research interests you find in the other posts of this blog and my website, but to be honest, I am almost looking to hear something cool. So hit me up and let’s chat.

If you cannot offer ideas, the following might help (heavy sarcasm, because this is the internet). No particular order.

A (mostly) live lizard